Posts Tagged ‘Funny’


They are absolutely going to play professional football this year. Stop letting ESPN’s up-to-the-second coverage of people talking in a room scare you into staying glued to your screen like a chimp, while they roll the same three stock clips of Roger Goodell and DeMaurice Smith 17 hours a day, only to speculate on what they think is happening. There is still gonna be an NFL and they are still gonna take your  350 dollars for Sunday Ticket, because you live in an NFC West market and your games don’t matter.




Making a quote from Marilyn Monroe or Coco Chanel your mantra makes you a dipshit, and if you don’t know who Holly Golightly is, take down the Audrey Hepburn poster* you bought at Spencer’s, you lemming.



*It’s the one with the woman wearing black gloves, holding a cigarette holder.